The Poison is in MORE than just the Needle!
The Super Bowl commercial breaks were — I am told, having been spared from American advertising given my residence overseas — replete with cancerous cringe.
Pfizer’s spot was no exception.
Stat News (emphasis added):
Super Bowl ads are a show within the show, an opportunity for brands and advertising creatives to put their work in front of more than 100 million viewers. And while the occasion is most closely associated with ads for beer, cars, and soft drinks, pharma giant Pfizer dished out millions of dollars for its own message: “Here’s to science”.
Imagine being such a degenerate “advertising creative” as to put your talent to work promoting the work of an arguably genocidal multinational corporation for a few measly bucks.
My soul is worth a little more. But to each his own.
Continuing:
The company aired a commercial in which animated portraits, illustrations, photographs, and statues of scientific luminaries including Newton, Hippocrates, Einstein, Rosalind Franklin, Marie Maynard Daly, and Katalin Karikó sang an anthem to medicine’s progress to the tune of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.” The commercial also featured cameos from penicillin and a singing tardigrade, all leading up to the final celebration of a child cancer patient leaving the hospital to staff applause. The ad ends by sharing the URL of the pharma company’s new cancer initiative, LetsOutdoCancer.com, and the brand’s new tagline, Outdo Yesterday.
The commercial was made by advertising agency Publicis Conseil and Le Truc/Publicis NY. Pfizer declined to comment on how much it spent on the ad, though CBS has reported that the price tag for a 30-second Super Bowl ad was $6.5 million to $7 million — and Pfizer’s ad was 60 seconds (shortened from the original 90-second version). That’s a small sum for a roughly $156 billion company but is still a significant investment compared to Pfizer’s other cancer-related initiatives. Just days ago, Pfizer announced a $15 million donation to the American Cancer Society over three years but spent at least half that on the commercial alone.
Wouldn’t you know?! Pfizer is a philanthropy organization now, doing the Lord’s work, spreading health and joy across the world.
And ungrateful Deplorable domestic terrorists disparage our benevolent pharmaceutical overlords, who merely love us and want to enrich our lives with their practice of The Science™, intangible to the masses of the rubes too ignorant to understand the scientific method or do research on their own.
For anyone gullible enough to believe that Pfizer has a vested interest in permanently curing cancer, instead of merely concocting a new scam treatment once a quarter or so to placate its shareholders, particularly considering the mounting evidence that it’s Pfizer’s own mRNA shots that may be triggering exploding cancer rates, I have a Wyoming beachfront timeshare such an individual might be interested in.
Written by Ben Bartee for Forbes ~ February 13, 2024